Another dream last night:
I was in a two story house alone and the TV was doing some weird Ring shit downstairs. I went upstairs and there was some intestines on the floor, like kidneys and liver and stuff but they weren’t bloody. Then the house’s residents came back and they had this little girl with them (their daughter).
So I thought the best thing I could do in that situation was to stand atop of the stairs and throw intestines at the little girl while laughing maniacally.
SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED.
And I thought it was the best thing ever. 8’D